Oh this? just my ish

dampsandwich:

swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

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ohnovak:

whales-gather-here:

teashoesandhair:

ellathemagicdragon:

letsgetbloggin:

loveisharmony:

afuckinglesbian:

catswithbenefits:

scraggay:

ohnovak:

cookie dough ice cream more like ew why

unfollowed

blocked

reported

Arrested

beheaded

burned at the stake

ashes scattered to the wind

Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough

????? jeus f*ckign christ

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Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can.

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dad: you're up early
me:
dad: you never went to sleep did you

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10knotes:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

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obeygreatness:

awkwardnigerian:

where has this been all my life

The best post in history

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joycemanor:

So this guy added me in like the 8th grade and I just never deleted him and he is the most interesting person on Facebook

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ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

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thefuuuucomics:

Neighbors being Assholes to Assholes

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